On Wednesday afternoon, Nigerians took to Twitter to share their relationship heartbreak stories.
— Victor Babatunde (@vhic_tore) November 11, 2020
That got us wondering…
Startup founders must have a lot of investor heartbreak stories too.
— Techpoint Africa (@Techpointdotng) November 11, 2020
Startup founders from across Africa had a lot to share
Your idea is good but…
Your idea is good but I don't think it's the right time. Before long you hear that they have assembled a team and bringing you in as a consultant for the very idea you presented to them. 😭😭😭 https://t.co/zX2Py4dFiW
— Ronald R. Ochoo (@IamROchoo) November 12, 2020
— Abdimalik Othman (@AbdimalikOthman) November 11, 2020
FarmCrowdy founder and CEO, Onyeka Akumah, had a similar experience
— Onyeka Akumah (@onyekaakumah) November 11, 2020
“We will put in $ X00,000 if you reduce the valuation to 1/3”
Me: “we will be in touch.” https://t.co/aakE2GEuVe
— Stone (@StoneAtwine) November 11, 2020
Someone offered $30k into ma start-up for 40% and they'd have to dictate how to run the start-up.. They expected 50% ROI in 6 months … Got me crazy with up to the roof demands… https://t.co/Ly398zAnKK
— Nana Kwame🇬🇭🇬🇧 (@dev_nanakay) November 12, 2020
1/2. Am from Kenya and the story is still the same. We approached some investors and we asked only $8000 for 25% Equity. They said the idea isn't ready. Anyway, we got the idea running. Today we have several users around the world with the same Idea that isn't working@StockApp pic.twitter.com/ycOlAeK9o9
— Ken Gitonga (@KenGitongah) November 12, 2020
Even Paystack co-founder, Ezra Olubi, had a similar story from the earliest days of the 200-million-dollar company
while raising seed round: "at best, you're worth 1/10th your asking valuation. we're ready to write a $50k cheque if you concede."
narrator: they didn't concede. https://t.co/z2eVe7Oxua
— Ezra 'God' Olubi (@0x) November 11, 2020
Just manage this money… for your cab
I told him about my Leathercrafts and General Fashion Design business, Man told me to make a proposal. I updated the one I had earlier with my team, running to about N800,000-N1,000,000. After so much merry-go-rounding, man gave me N5,000. https://t.co/BU5MuNpKMa
— LEKE CALEBS (@CalebsLeke) November 11, 2020
Cash or kind?
One said he will give me 2million to get 24% equity. This was a business we had invested over 7m
I wan cry
This was after so many meetings for 2months and so many doc exchange.
Baba said i should not look at the money but i should focus on the network he is bringing on board https://t.co/7VrLzsp5vv
— Tunde Kelani (@iamtundekelani) November 11, 2020
Proposed Investor 1, 2015: Daniel, I will go straight to the point give me 50% of this company.
Daniel : Sir????
Proposed Investor 2, 2019: Take $400k, but not in cash, in services
Daniel : What??? How??? https://t.co/TEAD1RlFXt
— DANIEL E. AUDU (@EshekofLagos) November 12, 2020
Him: Oh yea… See that $18k? I need $15k out of it for something. Don't worry I'll bring it back, we're all partners.
Me: how about I go one better and just let you have the $18k till you're ready?
Me: slams door shut on his raggedy ass. https://t.co/8z0wDxp0zq
— Dorian Gray (@HayesLikeIssac) November 12, 2020
I was COO at an online radio station in Lagos and we were offered a $5 million dollar investment to grow our company. Right before the deal, the CEO stole our working capital from our account and ran away to build a bungalow in Nnewi. Everything died after that. #heartbreak https://t.co/hb0Ycl3C6m
— K.obi (@LadyKrysMD) November 11, 2020
1. You are too ambitious
2. You lack ambition https://t.co/l3OuTuCLS8
— Saudat Salami (@SaudatSalami) November 11, 2020
By the way, that was Easyshop Easycook founder/CEO, Saudat Salami
Investors ghost too?
Please I’m still healing from the one that ghosted me after it was time to present share holder’s purchase and SHA😭😭😭 https://t.co/sA0Rdywt6h
— Nail Tech & MUA in Abuja (@biodunkayodee) November 11, 2020
Traveled to Abuja from Lagos for a pitch competition. Won 10m. Asked me to submit every document under earth then ghosted. https://t.co/lVorGYPaSU
— Nwa Tech 🎨🚀 (@oke_alusi) November 11, 2020
Et tu, Odun (Piggyvest co-founder/COO)?
lmao one of them gave us LOI and ghosted till date 💀 https://t.co/sIlGiKvcRu
— Tech Bro (@OdunEweniyi) November 11, 2020
The gods are not to blame 🤷🏽♀️
Was offered 2m for 50% stake in the business. I'll step down from my role as CEO for his son. One hot Sunday Afternoon. The craziest thing was I'll have to swear to Ogun that I won't betray him.
— Lawal Keny (@kenyhuyter) November 12, 2020
Read more heartbreak stories, and share yours, here. Don’t forget to share with your startup founder friends and numerous WhatsApp groups.
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— Techpoint Africa (@Techpointdotng) November 12, 2020
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